Thursday, June 08, 2006

Ceremony Marks 100,000th Person Sucking Up To Trump

Donald Trump held a ceremony and press conference at his New York offices Thursday to mark the 100,000th person to suck up to him since he began keeping count four years ago.
Analysts say the level of sucking up to Trump has drastically increased in the last several years, despite recent failed casino deals in Atlantic City and other setbacks, largely because of his successful NBC reality show, "The Apprentice."
"People really want to get on that show," said Sy Kofant, a professional Trump watcher. "And why wouldn't they? Mr. Trump is the biggest thing in America since the internal combustion engine. And he looks great, too. His kids are gorgous."
The 100,000 suckup was Phil Dritzler, a investment manager from Manalapan, New Jersey, who wrote Trump a 17-page adulatory letter accompanying his resume. "This kid has a long future of sucking up ahead of him," Trump told Entertainment Tonight.


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