Thursday, March 02, 2006

Bush Announces Nuclear Proliferation Act

In a surprise announcement during his visit to Pakistan today, President Bush unveiled a plan to arm every country on the planet with nuclear weapons by 2010.
The Worldwide Nuclear Proliferation Treaty would ensure that no nation used a weapon of mass destruction on an enemy for fear of retalliation.
"We've given non-proliferation a shot," said the president at a press conference. "Now it's time to think outside the box. We not only give up trying to stop Iran from building the bomb, we give it to them. North Korea, too. Then we look em in the eye and say 'G'head, make my day.' "
The president then offered to take questions, but the reporters just sat and stared at him blanky.


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